dear j.crew.

please stop teasing me. i love your gorgeous, endlessly preppy blazers & ruffled shirts.your cocktail rings & pearl clusters make a girl swoon. who says diamonds are a girl's best friend?
put away your bow-topped headbands & leather gloves. my wardrobe doesn't know it's own bounds. if you could tone it down a notch or two, i'd really appreciate it. until then, my budget is taking a serious hit.


  1. Can we get a huge group of people to sign this and send it to them? They need a recession section of their catalog.

    --DC Prep

  2. i agree. j.crew is so gorgeous and tempting! I have been lusting over so many things there. I have to tell myself, no no no. do you want to eat this month? :)